Jazz Hands:  Be Razzle-Dazzled

My OCD and This Crazy Ass Pandemic

April 8, 2020

My OCD has never experienced a pandemic before.  Even working from home using my own keyboard, I sometimes panic and clean my own hands to protect me from myself.  I've washed my hands so many times to the tune of the ABC song that I'm now ending with, "This handwashing was brought to you by the letters W T F.!"

I've moved on from the ABC song and decided to sing jazz standards instead. 

Look at me
I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree
And I feel like I'm clingin' to a cloud
I completely understand
Preventing COVID, just washing my hands

Walk away
And a thousand violins begin to play
Or it might be the sound of your goodbye
That music I hear
I get COVID whenever you're near

I hope you enjoy this story of madness, money and paranoia.

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