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If you were gay growing up in the 1960s and '70s on the buckle of the Bible belt, you told no one. Keeping secrets was the key to survival. If you weren’t allowed to dance in public, then for God’s sake, there was no way in hell you could be a homosexual. The hilarious stories told here are the narrative of my life. Once I spoke my truth, it felt so good I couldn't stop. Jazz Hands is designed to be funny and snarky, brassy and brazen, & quirky and risqué. I hope you enjoy it.
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Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
Wednesday Apr 08, 2020
My OCD has never experienced a pandemic before. Even working from home using my own keyboard, I sometimes panic and clean my own hands to protect me from myself. I've washed my hands so many times to the tune of the ABC song that I'm now ending with, "This handwashing was brought to you by the letters W T F.!"
I've moved on from the ABC song and decided to sing jazz standards instead.
Look at me
I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree
And I feel like I'm clingin' to a cloud
I completely understand
Preventing COVID, just washing my hands
Walk away
And a thousand violins begin to play
Or it might be the sound of your goodbye
That music I hear
I get COVID whenever you're near
I hope you enjoy this story of madness, money and paranoia.
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